Wankenstein

The process of doing two 180 degree rotations while sliding on a rail on skis and then landing with your testicles on the rail. Pain may be involved in such a trick, especially for the gentlemen.

Billy: So what trick are you going to do in the snowpark today.
Johnson: I Dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
Billy: Oh golly Miss Molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
Johnson: Are you crazy?! If I were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, I could pull off a Wankenstein.
Billy: Good point. What was I thinking?
Johnson: You weren't thinking Billy, and that's what makes America how it is today.

by Steve Franklin December 28, 2005

wankenstein

a sci fi porno and parody of frankenstein

we just watched "the return of dr. wankenstein" on hbo

by naked person April 8, 2004

wankinating

The art and/or process of wanking. Originally started by Gohan in late August of 2004.

"Dude, I just got my hands on a pic of Lindsay Lohan in a BIKINI! Time to wankinate!!!"

by Gohan August 30, 2004

wankenstein

A collage consisting of rank bitches from one's favorite stick mags cut and arranged to form the perfect woman.

Homemade glue for this scatch and sniff wakenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

by Dogenut May 2, 2018

Wankontest

A wanking contest.

Want a wankontest?

by The Rubber Duckie January 5, 2020

wineinated

a person who feels they are able to function and go about their daily tasks better by drinking wine; you feel you are able to function and it is similar to being caffeinated

After a glass or two of wine, I'm wineinated and feel like I can face home learning.

by Mel C Explorer May 26, 2020