Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.

Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

Wangle

When someone manage to get something they wouldn't expect to get.

I managed to Wangle a couple of tickets to the sold out Rush concert.
I wangled a day off work.
I just wangles my parent's into letting me go to the cool party.

by Red October October 1, 2004

Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.

by B-rizzle December 10, 2018

wangless

A gaysian man, usually overweight, who is so fruity that he probably doesn't get any action.

Did you see that wangless guy at H&M? His round belly and tight pink t-shirt do not work at all for him.

by kittyeggrolls December 26, 2007

Wangler

A guy who is fairly unattractive, but has such a large cock that some chicks (sluts I think they're called) will have sex with him regardless. He generally uses his large cock to his advantage and even flaunts it.

"Dude, Kevin is so damn fugly, why are those hot chicks crowding around him?"
"Didn't you know? Kevin's a wangler"

by DarkFearX July 4, 2009

Wangle Dangles

Testicles that hang lower than most.

Man that kids wangle dangles need a harness, look at those boys sailing in the wind!!!

by jandkarp4 June 21, 2008

Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.

Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour

by IForgetStuff June 15, 2017