Obi-Wan Truth

An answer that on the surface seems true, but upon deeper inspection covers a fuller truth. The concept is credited to Obi-Wan of Star Wars fame, where he told Luke that his father was dead, only to later qualify that statement that his father, Darth Vader, was alive but not the man he used to be.

The father was not prepared to have 'the talk,' so he gave an Obi-Wan truth, telling the children that babies were created when two people love each other very much.

by PapaPuck October 5, 2009

Wan Lo

Mr Wan (aka Wan Lo) is the current junior form teacher at LSC. He, like all old people, has almost no hair. Myths said that the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of baldness and age for Wan Lo. HE, thanks to the Wanlodica, is currently 6,235,717 years old. His face is like Shrek, only more like Thanos.

A: Who is Wan Lo?
B: Don't care. He is gay anyway.

by The7Head October 22, 2019

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi was the padawan of Qui-Gon Jinn. He was involved in the Naboo Crisis. Where Jinn was killed by Darth Maul. Obi-wan was nearly killed, until he jumped and cut Maul in half. He then Took Anakin Skywalker as his padawan. He was knighted by Yoda. He uncovered Dookus plot to destroy the Republic. He also killed General Grievous and helped save Palpatine from Grievous. Then after Order 66 he went ino hiding as “Ben” Kenobi, where he was discovered by Luke Skywalker. Then Obi-Wan let himself be killed by Darth Vader his former apprentice.

Obi-Wan Kenobi was taught by Qui-Gon Jinn.

by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

Obi-Wan

Space Jesus

"Oh that's obi-wan."
"no, that is space Jesus

by I have nothing to do in life June 3, 2021

Wan Ting

The loveliest and sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, the way she smile will just melt you down into soft mushy plushies. Hold her tight and never let her go, she’s a one in a million.

Wan Ting is the most lovely and beautiful lady I’ve ever set my eyes on. She’s such a Wan Ting

by Holycowwhatahottie June 5, 2018

Obi-Wan Catobi

A legendary feline Jedi Master who was a noblecat gifted in the ways of the Force whose existence was unfortunately left on the proverbial cutting room floor.

Obi-Wan Catobi, had he not been removed from the widely popular and influential Star Wars adventures, could have been a highly positive role model to young cats across the Universe!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

wan lin

Wanlin

A Chinese female name
This girl is sometimes bitchy but beautiful at heart. Cute and hyper, lively and gorgeous.
She is sexy like adfhklsnsks
And ofc she is desirable

wan lin beautiful bitchy

by Hellyeaily October 13, 2013