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waldo

waldo:
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.
Do you know why Waldo's hiding?
Because one day he dared to hit on Chuck Norris' girlfriend.
by winter gryphon June 14, 2008
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waldo

describes the person at your work who is frequently absent, missing from where they are supposed to be, requiring people to search for them, as in "where's waldo."
Susan: I noticed that I've hardly seen Robert around the office at all... he seems to call in alot, and he only just started working here...
Debbie: Yeah, he's totally waldo.
by doc SM February 11, 2014
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waldo

the hardest guy to find.
where the fuck is waldo?!?!

UP YOUR ASS!
by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007
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Waldo

sorry Waldo can not be found.
Waldo is not found sorry.
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Waldo

1. Waldo shot the President, but he did not shoot the deputy.
by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004
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Waldo

When a man goes into stealth mode once he is in a relationship and the inevitable complications begin to surface.

About the same as going ninja except he is still visible at his usual hangouts. Naturally, he will not present himself and repeatedly fades into a group of friends or complete strangers. An exhausting effort must be used to discover him and it will most likely give you a headache.

The female counterpart is known as Carmen Sandiego
Seeker: “I’ve been talking to this guy for a month and out of nowhere he went Waldo on me. I saw his F-150 at the bar last night but couldn’t find him. I even sent a text and he said he was buyin drinks.”
by Marius MM January 13, 2010
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waldo

a human chia pet! hair too wierd to believe...........vreally!
Is that really waldo or is that a green wig? I can't tell!
by wallymarshall September 6, 2003
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