Waldo

The person in the office that is never doing their job and can never be found.

person 1 Where's Sarah I havent seen her do anything all day?

person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.

by theantiwaldo December 20, 2013

Waldosia

A condition which you keep scanning faces In a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, as-if your brain is checking to see whether they’re still in your life, even though the thought of actually seeing them causes a familiar pit in your stomach to feel empty once more.

“She broke my heart , everywhere I go I just get Waldosia

by Moonxiight December 16, 2021

blair waldorf

The main character in the gossip girl books and series, played by actress Leighton Meester

"Did you watch GG last night"
"Yeah Blair Waldorf is sucha bitch but I love her"

by BNJames June 13, 2008

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Walross

The legendary Walross is only seen in Northern areas of Ontario. It occurs at certain times in the winter months when a young lad named ross inserts 2 icicles into his mouth mimicking a walrus.

Great Scott! That's a Walross!

by fauxhawklad October 30, 2011

Waldo

The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.

"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Blair Waldorf

Blair Cornelia Waldorf is the main character of Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester, who portrays the character in the television series. She is described as an alluring brunette.

The story primarily follows Blair Waldorf and her friend Serena van der Woodsen during their years in high school and college.

by dairlena August 11, 2012