Waldo

A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.

Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.

by Naterade33 July 16, 2015

Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.

Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade

by Wade's first Victim August 24, 2011

Walder Frey Abortion

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015

waldmadump

The complete sucking and lack of skill in all forms of video games. If someone is suffering from waldmadump they will lose no matter how hard they or anyone on their team(if it's a team game) try.

Cory: Kevin what's going on with you today you have died 10 times and haven't killed anyone.
Kevin: I've taken a Waldmadump today man, I'm sorry.
Cory: Well we lost now.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

wadder

How Americans pronounce water.

I need a glass of wadder.

by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008