WalMartian

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service

-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.

by marcianna October 24, 2006

Walmartian

An empty carapice of a person who has been abducted by aliens and has been brainwashed with extremely conservative, Republican, and evangelical ideals. The walmartian is actually part of a massive conspiracy to overthrow the American government by voting for horrid right wing politicians and destroying local economies. Walmartians are forced to spend the majority of their lives in Walmarts so that they can be brainwashed with the newest alien plans. They are most often spotted at 2-5 AM in very large groups talking loudly with hick dialects and beating their wives/children/husbands while trying to find the gunrack aisle. They lack any intelligence and cannot be reasoned with. If you come into contact with one, avoid eye contact and try to remain absolutely still. The walmartian cannot see movement due to the bright lights in their hives.

1. James: I heard the walmartians are going to nominate Judge Roy Moore for president.
Robert: Shit, we're all screwed.

2. Alexa: Last time I went to Walmart, I got stuck in line between two packs of walmartians.

by Beebe May 28, 2006

Walmartian

A person of 'Trailer Park' (U.S) or a 'Council House' (U.K)
Lifestyle,
usually inbred,like people who come from towns like
'Fleetwood', Or 'Burnley' in 'Lancashire',U.K,
these 'people' tend to have

mom and dad = gramps and sis heritage.

Walmartian Can be found around the' Freeport' vacinity in 'Fleetwood' Lancs U.K.

smelly,shout-not talk
eg. white,fat-unemployed,can afford cigarettes,not food for the kids
stupid,foul mouthed,ignorant,smell of fish-cheese-farts and piss,

unsuccessfull at prostitution,however
stupendously successfull at catching/spreading Venerial
Desease/breeding.

by Drifter1470 March 8, 2012

Walmartian

Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.

"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.

by dat one guy January 5, 2014

Walmartian

A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".

Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.

Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.

Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry

Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!

by Arbiter6 April 29, 2007

walmartians

the type of people that shop at walmart

I had no choice but to go to Walmart. Walmartians were everywhere!

by razzle berry May 9, 2020

Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023