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Zelda: The Wind Waker

Second best Zelda game ever. SECOND ocarina.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Dick waker

When you wake up in bed and find a man hitting his dick on your face until it bleeds.
by seen M. November 18, 2019
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Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.
by alt + f4 August 8, 2005
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Wind Waker

The worst thing to ever happen in all of Zelda history. Now whichevert Link in the family line it is looks like a dumbass, especially when he slashes at a rock with his sword. Look at his eyes and tell me I'm not right.
P1:*salavating over his brand new copy of Wind Waker* "I can't wait to play this piece of shit!"
P2: "Me too! I heard it's so shitty that it makes us toss each other's salads (toss the salad)!
P3: "Whoa dude I can't wait for that kind of hot all-sweaty-ball-chugging-manly-action!"
P1: "Where the hell did the other ball chugger come from?"
P2: Hehe! You said "CUM"!
P1,P2,P3: *sudden unstoppable laughter*
At this point I walk in and kick all of their asses for being such dumb-fucks and not realizing that the Zelda series was just ruined for the time being because of the new ass-monkey look.
by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004
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Lyke Wake Dirge

Lyke-Wake Dirge is a traditional English song, thought to have originated in Yorkshire, telling of the journey a soul makes and the trials it faces, on its way from earth through purgatory to Heaven. Though, ostensibly, from the Christian era and featuring references to Christianity, much of the symbolism, within the song, is thought to be of heathen origin.
The title refers to the watch over the dead between the death and funeral, known as a wake. Lyke is an obsolete word meaning a corpse, and is related to the German word “Leiche” and the Dutch word “lijk”, which have the same meaning. It survives in modern English in the expression lych gate, the roofed gate at the entrance to a churchyard, where a coffin could be held and the bearers rested before continuing on to the church for the burial service. "Lyke-wake" could also stem from the Norse influence on the Yorkshire dialect, the contemporary Norwegian and Swedish words are still "likvake" and "likvaka" respectively ("lik" and "vaka"/"vake" with the same meanings as previously described for "lyke" and "wake").
The old ballad affirms that safety and comfort of the soul in overcoming the difficulties it faces are directly related to the dead person's willingness to have given charitably during their lifetime.. The poem on which it is based was first collected, in 1686, by John Aubrey. Aubrey also recorded that it was definitely being sung in 1616, but was believed to be much older.
The English folk group Pentangle made a recording of Lyke Wake Dirge.
by AKACroatalin April 18, 2015
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Yard Walker

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013
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Wakefield'ed

When pharma controls mainstream media and uses blackmail, threatens, trolls, bribes, slanders and lies in an attempt to discredit and destroy any researcher or medical professional's reputation and career who has attempted to highlight the corruption and lack of pharmaceutical accountability and safety.
After Dr Ben Gregg's research concerning aluminum's effect on microglia was disseminated at the medical conference, he was relentlessly Wakefield'ed in the press and by paid bloggers.
by Tonya Bittner June 16, 2016
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