wahmbulance 

a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.

Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.

wahmbulance by yo kv June 22, 2006

waambulance

What you call when someone is being a bitch.

Hello? Whine one one? I'd like to call a waambulance.

waambulance by assninja4827 September 23, 2009

Wahmbulance 

When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.

Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111

Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE

Wahmbulance by wahhhhhhhmbulance!! April 21, 2010

wahmbulance 

when somebody is whining this is called

Quick, Somebody call the Wahmbulance, Andy pulled his Waaahmstring

wahmbulance by docter wah November 18, 2009

wambulance

An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.

Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!

wambulance by diana April 6, 2003

wambulence 

An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.

Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!

wambulence by Wambulence EMT #256 March 29, 2005

Wambulance

A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.

Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.

Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.

Wambulance by TheNoobAvenger November 8, 2007