waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.

It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.

by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

waft the kwimbe

Assessing the threat level of a fart by scooping ones own beef cloud into the sniff zone.

Randy had a stomach full of day old T-Bell, and decided to waft the kwimbe before he entered a room full of colleagues.

by Chuncy October 2, 2019

Cunt Waft

An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.

"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."

by Doyle69 January 16, 2009

Mung Waft

Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.

That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

box waft

Any unsavoury aroma emanating from a vagina

Her box waft factor is high

by Andy C February 11, 2004

Cajun Waft

A description of the aftermath of a spicy Cajun meal so powerful that there are farts up to the point of causing Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a person (IBS) with visible gaseous emissions.

Powerful stank emanating from someone who just ate a spicy meal (preferably a Cajun spiced meal).

AKA: The Burning Gust, A Crimson Wind, or a Red Mist.

Jeff ate some Cajun spiced fried chicken and now he's complaining of intense stomach pain and a heavier than air cloud is drifting from him... he just pushed it towards me with his hands and now *cough* Auuuughhh *gag*... he just Cajun wafted me?! Nobody gets away with a Burning Gust on me!! Nobody!

by Caricifus June 10, 2011