Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

wafflegasm

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.

1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"

by QazRant January 15, 2011

WaffleBoggle

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

Wafflecock

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

by valintina4 September 13, 2005

Wafflesopher

Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.

Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.

Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.

Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG

by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011