(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito")
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
by Lkreyna2 April 2, 2008
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The great plumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.
by The Plunger, Messenger February 8, 2010
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Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”
Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”
by Thagoodandthebadallinone October 10, 2018
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by Doctor WTF April 4, 2022
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The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome
The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome
The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.
"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"
"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"
"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"
by Awsomenezz December 26, 2008
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Get the Vegard mug.Any type of waste that is disposed of through the vagina. Usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted vaginal item.
Pronounced: va - jar - bige
Pronounced: va - jar - bige
Wish I had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me!
A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.
A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.
by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011
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