Volvo stands for many things:
1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
2. Very Old
Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another
definition).
3. Many More.
Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy
american or ricer car companies today.
Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods.
Volvos
run forever and ever.
Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.
Volvos are
made in a
country (Sweeden) where it is dark for more than 200 days of the year,
beer costs more than the fridge you put it in, and "roads" are usually considered to be tracks made by "other tractors" through the middle of a desolate field.
Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.
