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West Virginia 

We're not Virginia.
I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.
West Virginia by lis May 28, 2003

Virgilio 

Mr. Handsome himself!

Athletic, authentic, sweet, and loyal af!

He opens doors for everyone and they instantly fall for him; his charm and aura instantly befriend you.
Virgilio is sooo cute

-everyone
Virgilio by Ooofajalonfitness July 13, 2018

West Virginia Napkin 

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.
After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin
West Virginia Napkin by LA Walk February 3, 2021

virginia tech massacre 

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.
The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

Virginia Military Institute 

The epitome of a senior military college. Located in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains in Lexington, Virginia, the Virginia Military Institute was once home to the finest military leaders serving our country since the Civil War.

The school was founded based on the principles of Cincinatus and the "Citizen Soldier" concept of societal members. Leaders in industry during peace, and leaders in combat during war. The cadets of the Virginia Military Institute were mobilized during the Civil War and marched over 80 miles from Lexington to New Market to join the ranks during the Confederate victory at that battleground.

The entire atmosphere of the school is of a spartan feel, with very little comforts in the barracks rooms, cold conrete courtyards, and stone constructed civil war era buildings. The corps of cadets forms up on the "bricks" in front of barracks for accountability formations before every meal, and typically performs two to three formal military parades per week on the post drill field.
Virginia Military Institute, the nations first state military college.

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk 

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!