Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

by Tom Kra January 7, 2020

Viking up

Viking up

a more fierce vision of man up.

the world is relatively tame since the days when you tried not to catch an axe in the face on the way home.

we put on suits and ties now but we'd viking up real fast if we needed to.

by md76 February 15, 2010

Techno Viking

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis

"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"

by androooow February 25, 2009

Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

by aliens9700 May 10, 2007

Viking Chug

To chug an alcoholic drink by raising it in the air at full arm's length above your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth from that position, drinking the entire contents of the drink.

Did you see that guy viking chug that whole beer. He didn't even get any booze on his shirt.

by J Kube January 6, 2009

Vincilagnia

The psychological condition of being sexually aroused by bondage, whether seeing images of it, being tied up or tying up a (hopefully willing) partner

Ive had vincilagnia ever since seeing Linda Carter tied up and gagged on "Wonder Woman"

by Capt. Platypus September 30, 2016