vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Vicar Parry

Someone who has had a sex change, goes on Trisha to talk about it, then gets their windows smashed through and wonders how everyone knows they didnt always have a d1ck/breasts.

omfg, my nextdoor neighbours had her windows put through. something baad musta happened when she went on This Morning.
vicar parry dude (Y)

by Feee. February 22, 2009

shag the vicar

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.

Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."

by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007

more tea vicar

when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!

Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh

by Norminski January 9, 2008

Good Night Vicar

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.

It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.

by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010

More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind

Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021