vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Vansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person called Van.

"so what is your sexuality?" - "I'm a Vansexual. "

by Bit0ruato January 9, 2021

Vonsexual

Von fans or people who dickride King Von religiously

“These Vonsexuals getting out of hand”

by ThatGuyAgain63748596 June 19, 2021

Velosexual

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

by Velosexual March 18, 2021

Vegisexual

noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.

He doesn't like girls, guys, or small furry animals... He's a vegisexual!

by Niah January 28, 2005

vegesexual

A vegan or vegetarian who refuses to have sex with a meat-eating partner on the principle that sexual intercourse is the physical and spiritual bonding of two bodies, and would thus make both people omnivores in spirit, or could result in the exchanging of bodily fluids that may contain animal products.

I couldn't have sex with him; the fact that he ate meat conflicted with my vegesexual beliefs.

by Meghan B. January 5, 2008

Vegasexual

A vegan person that would never in life share bed with someone who eat meat

Yo Marissa is a vegasexual, my cousin Colby tried to get her in bed and she dumped him right after she asked him what’s his fave food.

by Dis Milf May 7, 2018