n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.
v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.
Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.
Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.
Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006
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(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
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When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon
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Paul asked Rene, what is that stench, did you fart? Rene responded--yea about 10 minutes ago, but I just turned on the ventilated seat, so your experiencing the Ventosity Phenomenon
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Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
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Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
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Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
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