In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:
"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."
"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."
by ascap_scab August 30, 2009
Get the Senator Velveetamug. A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.
Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the coffee cup of melted Velveetamug. a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
by Dave May 13, 2005
Get the velveeta cheetahmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. .《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the Azumangia "Velveeta" Diaohmug. Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
Get the Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.mug.