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Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016
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Vegetables hulk

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this
Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH
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vegebitch

a vegetarian that is also a bitch
"OMG that girl is such a vegebitch, she thinks she owns the place with her trampy clothes and vegetables"
by Bomdigity April 2, 2008
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Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.
Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!
by Penny P August 15, 2008
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Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
by superslacker87 March 27, 2010
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Open bob and vegena

A phrase from a Indian guy on facebook who wants to try to hit it with a girl, but thanks to his small knowledge of English, it has improper grammar with some words misspelled. This mostly has become a meme due to it's hilarious misspelling and improper grammar.
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by That2000'sKid October 30, 2017
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