the vaselines

The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana

"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."

by epher April 23, 2005

With no vaseline

Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.

Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

by New_Born December 15, 2008

Vaseline

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

by Flared January 9, 2007

No Vaseline

When a nigga takes dick in the asshole without lube.

A nigga just had a no Vaseline for racks bro.

by Juju DATWAY October 24, 2018

Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by El Barto May 11, 2004

raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.

1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.

by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008

</vaseline>

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine January 8, 2008