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Art Vandalay

A fake name frequently used by George, created by George and Jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman Jerry met at a party.
"Is this Vandalay Industries?"
"We're waiting for a friend, uh, Art Vandalay. He's an architect."
by AllTheNamesAreTaken! April 14, 2006
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Jesus Vanacho

A country-metal rock band out of Burlington Vermont. Formed in early 2008 Jesus Vanacho is five members consisting of piano, drums two guitars, and bass.
Jesus Vanacho is on tour through the summer.
by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009
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vanado

The act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans penis in a twister.
It was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.
by dildosaur April 11, 2017
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Vantae

A soul connection that cannot be broken under any circumstances. A connection so strong that will bring the couple together no matter what.
A word to describe and answer questions. A way of saying "wait, be patient, have hope. I will find you no matter what."

Those under the blessing of the word vantae should know that be it far or near, their souls will long for each other.

And that when the soul longs for something and chooses a path, the body will follow.
After all, we are Vantae. We would have found each other through hell, earth is no difficulty.
by Lvakiba April 17, 2021
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Vantablack

The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).

Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.

With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.

It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
by gregben June 11, 2021
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Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.
You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana
by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018
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Vagtard

Celsius is a vagtard.
by anto_capone October 1, 2010
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