New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

by MichFace July 11, 2005

valoting it

Used to describe the act of pretending like nothing good is going on for you at work when in actuality you are kicking ass, have ton of submittals and a dozen interviews and a bunch of hires.

Mark was in my office and was valoting it so much that I wanted to kick him in the shin and smack him in the nuts with my computer wrist protector.

by JBizzile September 22, 2006

Vast Majority

A majority that is *significantly* greater than half.

As a rule of thumb, any majority greater than 75% is a vast majority.

The vast majority of people believe the earth is round.

by Neyva October 4, 2021

Valtteri Bottas

A very sexy f1 driver from Finland who Michael thinks is Spanish. I like his beard

“ Valtteri Bottas I think he’s Spanish, he should be called vincente bottas”-Michael 2021

by Ozzy230 January 21, 2021

Valetirian

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person

"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"

by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023