A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"
If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
by NoxMelo April 11, 2020
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Guy 1. Dude I hooked up with a Valarie last night!!
Guy 2. No way man! I heard she gives damn good blowjobs!
Guy 2. No way man! I heard she gives damn good blowjobs!
by Jack minisota May 10, 2010
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When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011
Get the Facebook Valkyrie mug.Verb. To ejaculate you in her eye while yelling in German gibberish. The resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to Tom Cruise's in Operation Valkyrie - http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Tom-Cruise-Valkyrie.jpg
Tom: How did that date go last night?
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.
by tBCSeattle January 6, 2009
Get the Operation Valkyrie mug.an air to air unit in starcraft(broodwar) that attacks with cluster missiles. these match forces with the corsair and the devourer completing the zerg, protoss, and terran triangle for power.
the valkyrie has low damage but with high rate of fire and splash damage
the valkyrie has low damage but with high rate of fire and splash damage
you wouldn't expect it, but a fleet of battle cruisers can be eliminated with a handful of valkyrie's
by scott mawdsley April 26, 2008
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"Dude did Courtney just straight up whoop Jason's ass? Man that's a valkyrie bitch if I ever did see one."
"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."
"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."
by Raging Asian April 8, 2016
Get the Valkyrie bitch mug.When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.
"Keith is dead? What happened??"
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
by roundegotrip April 16, 2022
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