Val

A Val is someone who is incredibly sexy, Very talented, extremely muscular, and always there for his homies. He is a kind and caring person that no matter how upset you are will always find someway to make you happy. But don't let kindness be mistaken for weakness because once he is pissed there is nothing in the world that will stop him from fucking your shit up and finessing your girlfriend. He try’s his hardest to make others happy because he most likely has been through a shit load of pain and hurt in his life. Having a Val as a friend is the best thing that can ever happen to a person and they should never let him go.

Random person-Yo who that?
Homie-Thats my boi Val.
Random persons girlfriend-HOLY SHIT HES SO FUCKING HOT!!!!

by DJ BUGGS April 17, 2020

Val

A very smart and helpful person. Also moonlights as a horny unicorn.

"Whoa that was some great advice from Val! She's quite the unicorn."

by Emerald Dream May 02, 2013

Val

The best - honestly. There's not much to say. She is great, but extremely stubborn and impatient, but still hot af.

man, val is hot.

by lalalalallalaallalala November 28, 2017

Val

Super sweet man. Hes so nice and kind and caring. Val is super funny and has great music taste too. Hes hot and sexy asf. /p hes also super cool and a great person. Hes literally a dun ass oerson to talk to and if you hate him or dont wanna talk to him at all, your loss because val is amazing. SO FUCK YOU HATERS.

Yoooooo, boi its val
Oh shit!!! He cool
Val also the alpha.

by O. K. July 14, 2021

Val

A val is someone from the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, California.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.

People hate on us vals, but they still like watching our porn!

by zombie818 February 10, 2011

Val

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

by JAvier October 23, 2004

AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020