Cosmetic Vaginery

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

by wonderplumb April 25, 2011

VAGINILLION

A BIG NUMBER

DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A VAGINILLION YEARS AGO.

by Franklinknowswhereyoulive January 11, 2009

Vagineglectisis

The medical condition that afflicts some women that have not been pleasured recently. The symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:

- Extreme mood swings
- Excessive violence
- Lethargy / Depression

- Unashamed dry humping
- Bat shit craziness

Friend 1: "Mate, why does your girl look sad like a Hush Puppy?"
Friend 2: "Aww, she's got a bad case of Vagineglectisis... I've been too busy with work to smash."
Friend 1: "You need to give her a dose of D, she's making me sad."

by Deccers September 5, 2018

Vagellybutton

One's belly button closely resembles a vagina.

Dude, you have a vagellybutton! That's sick.

by can't wait forever February 21, 2009

vaginally challenged

Vaginally challenged is a word to define a homosexual male who had made the conscious decision to become gay. There is no medical fact, statistic, or case proving that you are born homosexual. It is a choice just like everything else in this world, just like I choose to have sex with a female.

John, Mike, and Steve all went to the gay porn store because the doctor has diagnosed them with being vaginally challenged.

by Cameron Seisan July 1, 2007

Vagilly

It's a bit like a Vagina and a bit like a willy.

Kind of a inverted penis.

USED as a measurement : "I'll have a Vagilly of JD please"

USED as a Greeting : "YO! Vagile"

USED as a mild insult : "Duh, Vagilllllly!"

by Alex Vagile Wilson January 31, 2008

Vaganally

To consume or operate an object with both the vagina and the anus.

I still can't believe that Ryan got his girlfriend to have sex with both him and his friend Drew vaganally the other night.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010