vagaytion

A vacation taken by gay folk. Activities to include speedo wearing, sipping drinks with mini-umbrellas, many games of twister (with our without speedos) and perving at other speedo-wearing gayers.
See also holigay.

Shannon: What you doing this weekend, doll?
Guy: I'm going on vacation to Rio with Will for two whole weeks.
Shannon: Ooooooh a VAGAYTION!! How jubbly!!

by Shannanana September 7, 2007

Vagicision

Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.

When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision

by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010

vagillion

A number equaling roughly 3.1 billion or the world female population.

"Hey buddy, forget about her. There are like a vagillion other girls out there!"

by Dannyboy July 2, 2004

Vagational

When someone who is normally cool or chill suddenly turns whiny and into a complete bitch and pussy. This is shown often through pouting, complaining, and other symptoms.

Shut the fuck up Dobby, you're being totally vagational right now.

While Jessy is normally tolerable, when he didn't get the present he wanted he turned completely vagational.

by Besota November 10, 2010

vagcation

a hiatus from sex; a vacation for your vagina.

"We've been boning constantly, I think I'm gonna have to take a vagcation."

by Nikki 2k May 13, 2010

Vagillion

A word used to express the highest amount possible: a number which is equal to all female sexual reproductive organs that ever were and ever will be (past, present, and future) including humans, animals, and plant life.

"There are a vagillion things I'd rather be doing right now than Calculus homework."

by The Mighty Ashphrodite February 11, 2009

Mule Variations

This album was Tom Waits' 1999 release, and his thirteenth. The songs range from Big in Japan, a smooth but tough rock song, to Come On Up To the House, a powerful telling of a world's troubles. Waits did good again, striking a strange chord with Chocolate Jesus, and tugging your thought strings with Black Market Baby.

An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule

Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009