Vagenius

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.

Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.

by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022

valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.

Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.

by patrick wood July 31, 2008

vagEinstein

Pronounced: Vaj-Einstein.

A guy who is a genius with regards to female sexual anatomy.

I started dating Billy because Laura said he was a real vagEinstein. Turns out he's just 'OK' in the sack.

by M. A. S. February 26, 2008

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

vagedingus

When a woman grows a penis inside their clitorus and the tip blows up,

Dalila has a fucking vagedingus

by adra1n April 7, 2021

valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013

valedicktorian

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

by Yingwu June 17, 2020