facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

vacations to go

1. A place of employement so soul sucking, that you feel a piece of you dying every time you go to work. Also, a place so cheap that despite cramming 900 people into office space designed for 200, they cannot even spring for two ply toilet paper in the 4 restrooms you all share.

2. An employer who has developed a constant new hire system whereas employee turnover is encouraged and the quality of employee grows ever more deginerate.

3. A company so poorly rated by current and former employees that they require managers and executives to post fake glorious reviews on message boards and web sites.

1. The judge said I'd have to go to vacations to go for violating my parole.

2. I have an interview for a job tomorrow. I read online it's great but am sure it's vacation to go'd, but I need the job.

3. Did you see on the news that factory in India got closed down for vacation to go'ing? A real sweatshop.

3. Sitting through that movie was like going into the 9th circle of vacations to go.

by Callcenterking February 24, 2017

Vacious

The distant, glassy-eyed stare of an alien abductee that has recently returned to earth after their experience and probably missing at least 50% of their brain. Vacious stares are also a known diagnosis for aliens impersonating humans.

After receiving a vacious stare, I became aware that the bank teller was not of this earth.

by Goitman March 24, 2011

Facetious

to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick

Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

facetious

The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.

Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.

John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!

Sally: John quit being so facetious.

John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.

by Jaykup283 March 18, 2014

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003