Umbisexual

An undercover bisexual. Generally this person watches a lot of gay porn and has gay/bi friends.

"I think he is an umbisexual because his hair always looks great!"

by OleanderLemon April 24, 2009

visexually

Living vicariously through someone else's sex life

John got laid last night and told his married friend who lives visexually through John's sex-life.

by Skittle Titties January 24, 2015

Visexual

Adjective for a person, especially a woman, who only engages or desires to engage in sexual activity with a vibrator.

Did you hear that you have an 11% chance of female orgasm in any given hookup with a man? Enough to turn me visexual!

by Visexual Helen May 2, 2020

unisexual

To not like either gender but wouldn't reject someone who asked them out.

I saw this unisexual girl this other day. I felt bad for her.

by Louis Paffumi November 17, 2016

unisexual

Person who only "does" themself.

"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".

by Linda August 17, 2006

Unsexual

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Unisexual

When you tear your penis off and putt it in your own ass

Dude your unisexual

by Wigilicki May 27, 2018