UTI 2.0

When you inject an IV Bag filled with diarrhea through your penis hole to brutally infect your urinary tract. This is also considered a cure for Cell Phone Anus Cancer.

When taking UTI 2.0, side effects may involve bleeding and/or painful urination, abdominal discomfort, kidney failure, muscle deterioration, high fever, gangrene, AIDS, testicular imbalance, pointy nipple cancer, rectal ejaculation, or talking scrotum syndrome. If you experience any one of these symptoms, take another UTI 2.0 to make your symptoms worse.

by Ratatoullie June 30, 2017

UTI whore

"under-the-influence" whore. A girl that uses the excuse of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to cheat and have sex with random boys.

Examples:
Bre: I'm sorry honey. I didn't know what I was doing. I was so wasted.
Boyfriend: You're such a UTI whore
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Person one: Bre have sex with all the guys at the party because she was drunk.
Person two: What a UTI whore. No wonder Taylor finally left her. She's been using that excuse five times already.

by Gat0rgirl November 16, 2009

B-E-A-UTIFUL person

Extremely beautiful person. The kind of that make your heart beat a few times extra more. The first letters emphasizes meaning of the word.

pronouncing: B(ee) E(ee) A(y) utiful B-E-A-UTIFUL person

by theofilos May 1, 2006

Uti

Meaning: Olla Uti; be Uti

Vitun utikääpiö.

by mrvesa23 August 12, 2022

uti

a infection on ur coochie that hurts so fucking bad omg it feels like Satan in ur coochie and if u don't treat it it will cause kidney failure and you'll die

me:holy fucking shit I have a uti I'm gonna die

also me:Jesus fuck my coochie hurts

by yummyfaggotmonster October 30, 2021

UTIE PUFF

Labia Majoris. The outer lips of the vagina. aka - Camel toe.

Her utie puffs are clearly visible through her panties.

by Arianrhod October 20, 2012

Uti

Anything (something,somebody,someone or an action) that relates to foolish,ignorant,dumb,reckless or senile.
Never rely on uti!!

Damn my cousin's is uti

by James the bear December 10, 2019