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urethraholic

An individual obsessed with pleasuring their own and other's peeholes.
That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"
by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012
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Gun urethra

You have to properly clean your gun urethra.
by AlexDoggo October 11, 2019
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Urethral Social Networking

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.
by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008
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urethral splinter torture

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck
My friend gave me urethral splinter torture
by Masterpotatoman October 6, 2016
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Urethra Sounding

The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.
Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"

Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."
by mcdaddy420papi June 28, 2018
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urethra franklin

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.
by ldzpplin518 May 25, 2005
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