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Urbstration

The frustration of not getting a word into the Urban Dictionary!!!!
I've tried to define 5 words today and have been rejected on every word! Urbstration!! Arrrghhhhhh!
by Tilly Tilly October 5, 2013
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urethra

The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.
Catheters are inserted into the urethra.
by PinkVelvetSausageWallet July 23, 2006
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Urethra Forklin

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.
Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."
by k795 June 25, 2016
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Urethraholic

When one is sexually addicted to performing oral sex on males, females or both. Noted by constant cravings and aggitation when sexually deprived for extended periods.
If it's not one cock, it's another. Carla is a real urethraholic. She can't get enough.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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urethraholic

An individual obsessed with pleasuring their own and other's peeholes.
That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Uresei Yatsura

an extremely popular and iconic anime series that ran from 1981 to 1986. It was created by Rumiko Takahashi (her first work), who is later known for creating Ranma 1/2 and Inuyasha. It revolves around a perverted, dickish and unlucky teenager named Ataru who is forced into competing in a tag game with an invading alien species known as the Oni (a play on the mythical Japanese monsters), if he wins Earth will be saved but if he loses Earth will be destroyed. The target in this game is the beautiful and sexy Oni princess Lum. Ataru's then-girlfriend Shinobu promises to marry him if he wins. Ataru manages to catch Lum by the horns and he yells out that he can get married; Lum misinterprets this as a proposal and accepts Ataru as her husband. Ataru rejects Lum but Lum forces herself on him constantly, then moves into his house and always follows him around. Lum will violently electrocute Ataru whenever he flirts or looks at other girls which is why Ataru always tries to ditch her. Other characters in the series include Shinobu, Ataru's loveless ex, Mendo, Ataru's nemesis and a filthy rich snob who wants Lum, Cherry, an ugly and annoying monk who is always forecasting doom, Ran, a psycho alien redhead who is Lum's friend, Ten, Lum's pyromaniac baby cousin. The series is seriously weird, painfully funny, random, confusing and crazy filled with kooky sci-fi gadgets, hot girls, freaky aliens and parodies of Japanese culture, each episode is weirder and crazier than the next.
Did you see that episode of Uresei Yatsura when Lum got bit by a cow and her horns kept growing bigger and bigger.
by mg110 November 4, 2011
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Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"
by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012
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