Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.
Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010
Get the uptight bastard mug.A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay October 29, 2008
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A human being who tries to get shit done but also screams about whatever random thing they’re thinking about at that given moment in time
by DancerB October 22, 2018
Get the Uptight Trashcan mug."Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"
by anonymous July 2, 2024
Get the anal and uptight mug.Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:
1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.
The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.
1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.
The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.
Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.
Bine: Grubba could pull it off.
Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.
Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!
Bine: Grubba could pull it off.
Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.
Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!
by the rompster June 11, 2011
Get the upright reverse kanga mug.Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.
The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.
Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.
Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)
From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.
"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."
They have no government ties and unlimited resources.
"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."
Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.
"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.
"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."
They have no government ties and unlimited resources.
"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."
Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.
"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
by Colby October 18, 2004
Get the Upright Citizens Brigade mug.Old street slang, meaning sexual intercourse while standing upright with the prostitute against a wall for a tuppenny. Today it means a quick shag with a prostitute for a small some of money, typically £5. Hense, tuppenny upright, quickie against the wall for a small sum.
by Kenjar December 9, 2008
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