unfuckingfixbroken

When something was fixed but then ended up breaking again due to an improper or careless attempt to fix the issue in the first place. Usually the cause of laziness or ignorance

Derpette: I thought I told you to fix the flux capacitor.
Derp: I did.
Derpette: But it still doesn't work.
Derp: Then it probably got unfuckingfixbroken again.

by CarterDragon July 13, 2012

Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016

Unfucking Believable

Something so unbelievable it's incomprehensible or something that is hard to believe.

Being abducted by aliens is so Unfucking Believable.

by Nichole McKnight September 26, 2009

unfucking

To fix what dumbshits fuck up

I hate unfucking Bailey's mistakes

by ihatedumbshits February 18, 2015

unfuckingbelieveable

When something is incredibly unbelievable.
It is the ugly cousin of the word unbelievable. Typically used when a person is angry or in shock.

John: "What are you saying, she not only ate the 18 ounce steak, but the 3 baked potatoes as well?"
Jess: "Yeah, it was unfuckingbelieveable!"

by mistressJessFantastic January 10, 2009

light up fucking sketchers cunt

shut up
just shut up

get owned
just get owned

"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*

by yes mommy please May 16, 2020

upfuckish

Adjective/Adverb: Arrogant in the extreme. Possessed of an irrational sense of entitlement. Snottiness grown up and gone uptown.
Attributed to the novelist Doc Solammen, who used the term in his 2001 work, "Tangy Bonanza."

1) I'll never know how flight attendants deal with the upfuckish crowd in first-class.

2) That upfuckish cunt refused to suck my dick until she'd seen my most recent W-2 form.

by Doc Solammen July 26, 2018