Unbeatable Game

Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.

"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."

by iamthelaw September 20, 2009

Unbeatable Vow

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.

I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!

by CHS XC October 1, 2010

Unrepayable

A debt so large that it can never be fully repaid.

My unrepayable debt was paid by Christ when He died on the cross for my sin.

by Saweeeeeeeeet! July 22, 2011

Unreliable Narrator

When in a story, the voice that speaks to the audience purposely misleads them to better position them for a surprise, double cross, or twistaroni

dude from fight club was an unreliable Narrator, much like whoever wrote this example

by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 7, 2021

unfadable

Cannot be beat. The best at all things.

Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.

by CraziFuzzy September 4, 2006

Unreachable

The one person from your past that you can't get over, but can never obtain.

Similar to the "Lobster" or the "Boo", the "Unreachable" is the person that you've liked/loved in the past, had a strong connection with, and always end up thinking about every now and then; the only difference is that you never really had them to begin with.

Lisa: I miss Brian...He's my unreachable.
Phyllis: You mean your lobster?
Lisa: No, hoe, my unreachable....

by somethingsaur December 13, 2008

unbreakable head

A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."

Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"

Duder 1: "Of course!"

(after the test...)

Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"

Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"

by westfalia January 12, 2010