Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

urination station

a bathroom, a toilet, a restroom, a lavatory, John, outhouse.

Man, I have to piss like a race horse. I'm going to the urination station.

by Rob c November 4, 2003

unrational

Not quite rational but not entirely irrational

I'm unrational , hypocritical, kinda pitiful; come on girl stick with me.

by Malgal August 27, 2016

urination proclamation

a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing

"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"

by S McS June 17, 2007

urination station

A bathroom, or, if you're a real man, a tree or Jordan's car.

I am going to go use the urination station parked in front of Jordan's house.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

unvitation

According to Seinfeld episode 908 (The Betrayal), an unvitation (sometimes spelled un-vitation) is when you send someone an invitation to an event knowing that the person will not attend. Unvitation are usually sent for events in which the invitees give gifts to the inviter (a birthday or wedding for example). The hope is that the people who can’t attend will feel guilty and respond by sending nicer presents.

Billy: How come you get better birthday gifts from your Grandmother then I do?
Bobby: Because my Grandmother lives 3,000 miles away and I always send her an unvitation to my birthday party.

by bosssman September 17, 2008

urination

Canadian usage. What Prime Minister Stephen Harper said to the people of Quebec. It was widely misunderstood to mean "you're a nation".

I was out walking in the snow after drinking too much Molson's and as I stopped to take a pee I looked across the river at that vast province to the east, when suddenly somebody with a French accent said, "what are you doing?", and I said, "urination" dude. And the rest was history.

by Mysterio-MrZero December 8, 2006