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shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.
Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.
by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013
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Unemployed

Most people who are now unemployed had jobs before the coronavirus shutdowns because they would choose a steady job over unemployment with benefits and not knowing when they'll be back at work. The same people who wanted businesses shut down for the virus are the ones trying to give the workers shit about unemployment benefits and getting new jobs and reopening. The fucked up thing is the same people are also wanting the newly unemployed people they want to get back to work now to freak out all over again in the fall if a second wave arrives and they lose the jobs they've had for about 3 or 4 months, when they want the businesses shut down again.
Most people who are unemployed dont want to keep being unemployed forever. If you've been unemployed before, you know it's not fun, it's not a vacation.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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Actively Unemployed

A situation in which a person is completely content while living off of unemployment benefits and thus makes a concerted effort to remain jobless until all unemployment benefits have been exhausted.
Chris: Any luck finding a job this week man?

Greg: Heck no, I am actively unemployed right now!! My life is too good with all this free time off plus I get my unemployment pay... I am not even considering getting another job until my benefits run out. You up for a drink tonight??
by halfway_crooks November 12, 2009
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unemployed

Tyson Oliveira has been unemployed for decades
by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008
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unemployed

A bug ass nigga with no hoes n no job.
damn, he unemployed
by completelyinept December 11, 2016
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Unemployed

A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.
Jackie is kicking ass at being unemployed!
by The Red85 August 1, 2012
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Hardcore Unemployed

something that is so incredibly badass or awesinine that this adjective is the only thing that could possibly come close to describing it. the ultimate superlative word. if you or anything you say gets labeled this for a good reason, then you are pretty much God for that moment. if it's a bad thing, well you are probably about to die.
1. "yeah i could have dated Keira Knightly but i decided not to"
"man, not only does that suck hardcore unemployed but you are the most hardcore unemployed gaywad ever made!"
2. "wow she's so hardcore unemployed loose"
3. "you got me Jaws: the game! wow this is supposed to be so hardcore unemployed!!1!11!!!"
4. snakes on a plane.
by Jarricklietti Productions December 24, 2006
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