poor waif in his underwear

A person who blows their cover as a Russian propagandist

Seymour Hersh is a poor waif in his underwear

by nafo123 July 29, 2023

Underwear yogurt

Fluid the consistency of yogurt exploding from a guys dick when you’re in gym class running with the girls

I do my own laundry so my mom doesn’t see all my underwear yogurt

by FabooFlower October 17, 2021

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Tucked Like Underarmor

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

Plan B underwear

The underwear at the bottom of your drawer that has long ago stopped fitting and is occasionally used when on menstrual cylcle, but will be used when all other panties are dirty. Honestly most people dont know why they even own them, but never thrown away.

The reason why im wearing granny panties today is because I had to resort to my plan B underwear.

by Bekahboo February 19, 2007

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.

I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019