Underwear

something you shouldnt be wearing in front of me

why are you wearing underwear

by Palespaghetti July 23, 2017

Underwear Streaks

When you shit yourself, or fart loudly enough that a bit of shit sprays out and stains your underwear with brown streaks.

Dude I just loud farted and it left me with underwear streaks. I may just throw them away at this point.

by Soapey August 3, 2019

underwear gnomes

little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.

ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.

by Dan Arnett June 22, 2008

Underwear yogurt

Fluid the consistency of yogurt exploding from a guys dick when you’re in gym class running with the girls

I do my own laundry so my mom doesn’t see all my underwear yogurt

by FabooFlower October 17, 2021

Underwear Anaconda

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018