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Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.
Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)
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Uncertainty

the state of being uncertain.
something that is uncertain or that causes one to feel uncertain.
"have we discussed doing counseling before the wedding?"
"Ian’s trying to say I shouldn’t pay my fiancés bills. Do you agree with that?"
-Uncertainty
by somedaysomehow October 27, 2023
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Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
by elliotneal October 27, 2008
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Economic uncertainty principle: (noun) The principle stating that it's impossible to predict and measure certain economic variables with complete accuracy, due to the inherent unpredictability and complexity of economic systems.
I can't predict the stock market with certainty, it's the economic uncertainty principle in action
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
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Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020
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Religious Uncertainty

Whatever banal point you're trying to make...
Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe
What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.
by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020
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