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umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.
Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"
by Patty Mayo May 24, 2007
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Umbrella

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.
by PostPwned June 27, 2007
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Umbrella

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather
Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"
by veritasaequitas November 2, 2010
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Umbrella

What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.
"just sniffed a tab."
"Don't forget the umbrella."
"Oh yeah i forgot."
by pill pro May 17, 2010
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Umbrella

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.
Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!
by penusboobsjizzvagina January 21, 2011
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Umbrella

This Umbrella is Usless
by TheLunar2 February 7, 2017
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the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.
Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
by daz a l July 17, 2007
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