Umbreller

A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.

It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbreller to keep me dry.

by RAV4 July 9, 2010

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

Umbrella Academy

A comic series written by Gerard Way

Gerard Way signed my Umbrella Academy book!

by EverybodyHatesMe June 11, 2015

Black Umbrella

The Right Stuff that Miley Cyrus smokes

Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.

Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff

by Armbar24 June 19, 2011

The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.

by DruPaul December 26, 2008

umbrella test

The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.

Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.

After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.

by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009

Umbrella Gang

Group of old women, usually asian, that operate at daytime and use umbrellas for shade. The gang can be seen walking in pairs or groups going to church. They hold meetings in church, schools and local community parks. Take caution when seeing them due to their aggressive nature. Some members have guns and swords hidden in the umbrella handle. The ring leader is the highest rank and usually the oldest. The ranks go by how long their umbrella shaft is. They can be seen usually on days that rain or is hot.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.

by Young Money All Day Every Day November 9, 2011