Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.
In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)
If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.
In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)
If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"
"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"
"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"
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Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"
Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"
*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*
Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"
*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*
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Intelligent, talented, mad kind, she will bring happiness, and instant good mood into your day.
Cutie like no one, her smile can break trough the coldest heart.
Her eye bags will make you want to lose all your nights with her .
Intelligent, talented, mad kind, she will bring happiness, and instant good mood into your day.
Cutie like no one, her smile can break trough the coldest heart.
Her eye bags will make you want to lose all your nights with her .
Ulyssar is the best or Ulyssar is the Ulyssar
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