Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.

Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

Twokinds

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.

"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."

by Seriou3 May 9, 2011

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

Took a load

A term that means to have cum shot in ones pussy,ass or mouth.

She took a load.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

Took her to the waterpark

When u make a girl squirt the first time.

I took her to the waterpark last night.

by Reapmc25 May 16, 2018

Twool

An insult for a person. It is a combination of the terms twit and tool. To be used for someone who fits both terms.

What are you doing? You're such a twool.

by OnyxPhoenix August 20, 2019