twoot

An interjection used to express happiness or joy about something announced through Twitter. It is a portmanteau of the words "Tweet" and "Woot/W00t".

Valve's Twitter: Half Life 2: Episode 3 will be released tomorrow.

Half Life 2 Fans: Twoot!

by Hockey > Soccer August 8, 2010

tooh

A word of Indian origin which means booty or ass.

He has an amazing tooh

booty assbumhipssexhorny

by Pretty please June 14, 2016

Twothirtyeight

A band that broke up around 2003, had a split with Further Seems Forever, and is pretty much the essence.

Hard to describe, even harder to find, but oh so easy to listen to.

Douglas: "Twothirtyeight sure are amazing."

Regular person: "Huh?"

by thediamondcanopy February 26, 2010

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

Twood

A material made to look like wood but really is not

Look at my new Twood flooring

by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009

#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect May 31, 2018

Twooze

A 'Twitter Snooze'.
A pause, or break from Twitter.

Also, Twoozing, Twoozed, Twoozer

My eyes are bleeding. Time for me to take a Twooze.

by gsmorrison July 11, 2010