twitch thot

female twitch streamer which takes advantage that most of those working at Twitch are desperate man-virgins letting inappropriate actions by their favorite girl pass without penalty

Today on "How Bras work, with Twitch Thots!"

by MahNamehJEF June 12, 2018

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

by divby0 December 18, 2008

Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.

In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp

by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

Twitch thot

Commonly a person of the female sex that likes or is eager to show (accidently ofcourse) cleavage to 12 year olds.

Pewds: 'Those twitch thots' *Tries not to look at cleavage*
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'

by HiSmG June 9, 2018

curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

Twitch Monkey

A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.

Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.

Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.

The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".

"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".

"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"

"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"

by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010