Tinternet

a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.

tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here

by zozab June 27, 2011

WINternet

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

by em=me April 24, 2017

titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

by thetruth. June 21, 2008

twinterweb

slang for internet. see also twinternet.

have you heard of this new computer malarky, what's it called, the twinterweb?

by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

Twinteraction

When twins have sex or perform sexual acts.

It's a combination of the word Twin and the word Interaction; the twins "interact" sexually with one another.

"I'm so hot. I wish I had a twin so we could have some twinteraction. We'd never leave the house."

by Sleightflow December 10, 2012

twitterlet

A status update sent to one or more social networking sites while sitting on a toilet. See also flushdate

I just sent a twitterlet so all my twitter followers would know what I was up to while I was dropping a log in the throne.

by nowayjoseolay September 1, 2009