twinkledouche

twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.

twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.

twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.

douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.

there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.

twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.

Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."

Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..

by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009

twinklesnatch

a smelly pussy that will bring a tear to your eye

your girlfriend has one nasty twinklesnatch i cried so hard when i was around that shit

by Arcticat Fan April 25, 2008

Twinkletoes

A word often associated with a graceful dancer or ballerina type female with a curvacious body. The individual is generally cute, friendly, and almost always overly friendly in a blatantly flirtatious way. Can also be used to describe an individual that is fleet of foot. Contracted form twinks.

Wow that twinkletoes is quite the dancer, she danced circles around Rody and danced herself right into Nemo's pants.

Her?! She's too flabby to be a twinkletoes.

by Anon. ymouS October 4, 2008

twinkletoesmfq5

the best female creator with a good sense of humor .

hey have you heard of twinkletoesmfq5? Oh yea she’s the best

by iluvjamicanfood March 7, 2022

Twinklett

A younger attractive female primarily blonde - aka a yellow pretty cake ( similar to Twinkie but no cream filling ) .

Danny said “ hey Tyler do you see that twinklett over there ?”

Tyler said “ that thing ? A twinklett?”
Danny said “ yeah , that good looking blonde over there sure is a twinklett!”

by Poohbeardiaz April 19, 2021

Tingletons

The jolly, tiny, invisible people who shake you when you get a funny tingling feeling. They also molest children under six whilst playing loud nursery rhymes.

"Oo-hoo-hoo! I just got a tingle from the Tingletons! How fun! Also, please lock the door to Jonny's room a-sap."

by HappybirthdayXXX February 1, 2009

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

Another term for the toilet or the bathroom.

Person 1: Im'a go and use Tinkletown.
Person 2: Yeah me too, I haven't used the shitter since this morning!

OR

Person 1: I'll catch up to you guys later I need to take a Tink Tink.

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

by Someone at Arden Middle School December 26, 2006