textable

Adjective, refers to when a person is able to communicate via means of text messaging.

A: I'm going to camp for a few days
B: Will you be textable?
A: Yeah, dude, unlimited texts.

by The Kaucasian September 11, 2007

Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.

*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."

by R U OKAY August 25, 2012

Tweetarrea

When a person tweets excessively in a 24 hour period.

@nursehand Geez Sissy either you don't tweet for days or you have tweetarrea about NKOTB all day long.

by Mrs_Spillis March 13, 2009

tweetalicious

Someone you are following on twitter that is good enough to eat.

I have been following Michael on Twitter...ohhhh, he is so fine he is tweetalicious.

by jubu the fantastic March 20, 2009

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

tweetabilities

The ability to continuously tweet.

She's got some mad tweetabilities right there; her tweets constantly fill my home page with new updates.

by tweeber January 19, 2010

tweetache

That feeling one gets when spending too much time tweeting and reading tweets.

I have such a tweetache right now!

by b7239 January 26, 2013