Tazzer

A gun that shoots hooks that latch onto people. The shocks the **** out of them.

Cop: Grab the tazzer, we got a runner!!!
(Tazzer shoots the hooks into the un lucky person and shocks the **** out of them.)
Runner: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You shocked the **** out of me!

by GmanLEGIT February 15, 2010

Twazzerspazzer

1. (n.) A person who is simultaneously being a total idiot and acting completely chaotic. A unique blend of incompetence and high-energy nonsense.
(adj.) Used to describe a situation that is frustratingly messy or a plan that is doomed to fail because it’s over-complicated.

"He is an absoloute twazzerzpazzer"
"This car is a twazzerspazzer"
"This is just twazzerspazzery"

by JJ121232 December 28, 2025

twazzler

awesomeness

look at twazzler working his corner

by twazzler August 15, 2008

twazler

vigina

my twazler itches

by johnny bill April 4, 2009

twazler

its another name for vagina(})

I licked Katies twazler until it chapped my lips!

by chacon #35 January 19, 2009

Twizzerp

its a michigan thing and it is slang for saying "twin"

Lame person: " Yo can I hang with you tonight?"

Super cool Michigan person: " Nah man, I am hangin with my twizzerp tonight."

by batmanfromjothumcity February 7, 2024